Okay, I know this is the Sun I’m talking about, and I should know better, I should expect this kind of thing, but…
The headline is “Sex swap David Brent snapper ruins brides day“, that was enough to get me to read the whole article.
Melanie Vaughan married recently. She trawled the Internet to find the cheapest deal she could on a wedding photographer. Dave turned up wearing a long skirt, make-up and nail polish. Dave was now Kate.
The children thought it was hilarious. They would, they are children. A man dressed as a woman is nothing more than something to giggle at. I remember giggling at a woman dressed as a man, as a very young and uneducated child.
Now that I’m an adult, when I meet someone who is transgender, I know where to look. You look them in the eye, and say hello, nice to meet you. Maybe the adults were a bit too childish. Was this a chav wedding? Don’t answer that, the proof comes shortly. Melanie is indeed a brainless chav.
“He sent me 200-odd pictures with black lines through them so we couldn’t get them printed, but they’re very amateurish. Our friends took better shots.”
Melanie Vaughan speaking to The Sun.
Now, why did the man send you so many pictures? Did you listen to him when he explained the process, Melanie? I think maybe you didn’t. Have you ever heard of ‘proofs’? That the pictures are crap is unfortunate, but maybe Melanie sold her story for enough cash that she can hire a cheap function room and have the photographs recreated by a nice burly strong bigoted chav-like alpha male.
Dig around a little, and you’ll find that Melanie Vaughan of Brighton crops up a few other times. She’s blasted the DWP’s JobCentres because they wouldn’t carry her child up the stairs for her.
We also know that Melanie had her hair and make-up done for her wedding by Claire Wallace hairdressing – and that Claire now does her daughter’s hair too.
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