Camels

Conversations you overhear when others are using their mobiles on the bus:

So, did you get our camel hair coat?

I’m not sure whether that’s sexual, clothing, or a beauty process women endure. I’ve heard of a camel toe before. Maybe it’s one of those new things those of us over 25 have yet to experience. A little later in the conversation, I overheard:

I look forward to seeing your camel hair coat.

Mind still boggles.